a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
4 words: hood of his car
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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