A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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