My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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