why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Randomize
