Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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