Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
is wine microwaveable?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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