I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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