I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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