butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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