and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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