who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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