found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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