There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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