He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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