her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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