My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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