white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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