hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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