If that was your dad, he is hot
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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