I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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