Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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