He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Randomize
