I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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