The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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