then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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