that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
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I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
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i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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