ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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