Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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