Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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