he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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