Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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