Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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