what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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