come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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