i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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