Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Mom said you looked used
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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