i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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