I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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