he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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