I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements