you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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