Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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