i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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