why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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