it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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