Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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