This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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