btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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