she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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