i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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