Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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