it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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