why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
