he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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