Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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