It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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