im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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