There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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