come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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