My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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