Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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