I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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