I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Randomize
