But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I wish there were birth control emojis
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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